Friday, April 29, 2011

Dudes are starting to arrive......

Led Sled showed up with beer ready. Tomorrow is going to be fun.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Support Alabama

As you all know, Alabama suffered mass devastation from tornados on April 27th. 100s of thousands are without power and many families have lost homes…We will be taking donations at the DIXIE ROUNDUP for effected areas.
I know all can and WILL be appreciated...FOOD, CLOTHING, TOILETRIES and anything else you can give.
We appreciate all of your thoughts and prayers!

The Show Is Still A Go

Weve had some calls this morning asking if the show is still a go.  The tornadoes missed us by about 20 miles but several areas near us were destroyed.  As far as traveling all the interstates are open and there should be no problem getting to us.  Please pray for everyone that was affected by the storm, they need it...


Damn son, barbers have gotten way more tech since the Nike swoosh. Bringing that change.


That's all that I can think of when I look at this little dude. Flips. And our buddy Ape Knuckles leading a whole gang of 'em.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

This just happened!

Here's a photo off of the TV of an EF5 tornado blasting through downtown Tuscaloosa. The same mother fucker made the 6o mile journey from there and plowed through the north side of Birmingham. It fucked shit up. We still can't find Robby.......... Everything is still a go for the bike show and party this weekend though. That sounded real dickhead-ish. Sorry.

EWWW Dat a Panhndla???

Warren Jr....... The Man, The Myth, The Legend.....

Haha, this motherfucker.....

Jr's Cycle Products segment from Traumahead on Vimeo.

The Dixie Roundup / DicE Party

Is this Saturday. Don't forget that you have to be present at the bike show to receive that armband that gets you free beer. Either way you are dumb if you don't come to both.

Just friends.


Rock N Roll.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Thanks to our sponsors......

...... We are getting more and more amazing shit in for the Dixie Roundup this Saturday. Mooneyes hooked it up for sure. I wish I could keep all of this stuff, but I can't. It's for all of you! So bring out the choppers and maybe you will get our hands on some of these gems.

Baby Ruth.

Almost There......

Jerimiah has been busting his ass to get his new Shovelhead build down here from Chicago for the party this weekend. Just a few more things left to get done. The rest of you should get inspired. Looking good.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Grillin' Out.

Zoo Baby

Derek found this sweet beast for sale. This is the definition of kustom.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

The new Haints shirts are a go!

Holy shit dudes! I'm super stoked on these. As most of you know, we don't have tons of different shirts, parts, etc. for sale. Rarely we have a limited number of a shirt. Like the crab face graphic that Shane drew for us that we ran out of at RFL. And koozies. That's it. So, our brothers from different mothers, Tyler and Kyle from Lowbrow Customs, hooked it up big time. I have always dug the Lowbrow shirts and they are now making ours. If you feel the desire to look cooler than your friends by wearing a bitchin' Haints shirt, well then you can get one directly from Lowbrow. I will also have a small number for you guys at the Dixie Roundup. I have a link off to the side and you can go here!

Friday, April 22, 2011


Shane B hooked up this rad graphic for the show shirts.

Content Warning ?

I can't believe that we still don't have one. Maybe people out there are starting to get a sense of humor instead of just getting offended by everything. Doubt it. Here's an old midget with his dick out.

The Boy Pretty Ricky.

Flyin' high. I grabbed this photo off of Rob's Motorpunk blog. I'm trying to figure out the landing though. Straight into the field?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lord of the Toe Rings.

That's what this thing reminds me of. That annoying goblin dude from Lord of the Rings. It's like a stripper-wigger-zombie. That hand spasm is wack, but that hat is dope. At least you wearing a thong though. Keep it gangster in Mom's kitchen.

9 more days until..........

The Dixie Roundup and DicE Party is next weekend in Birmingham. Thanks to all the support from our sponsors, the winners of the bike show and the general public are going to score some amazing gear. Our Sponsor list includes:

DicE Magazine
Lowbrow Customs
Biltwell Inc.
Looser Machine
Faith Skate Supply
Garage Co. Customs
The Haints
Born Loser
Death Science
Violent Choppers
Heavy Clothing
Stripped Down Cycles
JR's Cycle Products
Heyltje Rose
......and more!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Drag specialties king/queen for sale

Nice and worn-in, no rips or tears. Missing the top of one button and that's really the only defect. Overall good condition should shine up perfect! Has two threaded holes up front for mounts. Email me at with questions/offers/trades. Going up for auction if it doesn't sell by Sunday so get at me quick.

My contribution to your day of weed.

Pause that shit off to the side and turn this up.

The trophies are coming along.

I made some good progress on the trophies for the show yesterday. There are only a couple left to make and I think that Spenser is going to get on them with his mad skillz. Ross is making the plaques and they should be completed. I promise that they will bring a smile to your face (if they don't, then I bet that the pile of gear that you win too will). Here's a preview of one of them almost finished, the Best Antique award........... but that's all you get. The rest are a surprise.

Also, Mooneyes is now on board as a sponsor. You guys will be stoked on what they donated for a prize.


Hell yeah. Today's the day! Smoke the shit out of some weed! I remember in high school I would hear fools walking around saying "Happy 420" to each other. Those guys were total badasses. For those of you that are going to be even more useless and smoke a ton of weed just because it's Hitler's birthday, here ya go.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The show is getting close.......

........ And I still need to construct the Dixie Roundup trophies. I need to hurry up and get creative.

Tanks a lot

here's my first attempt at painting a tank. I learned a lot, and figured out that even this simple shit is a lot of work, way more than I realized. Hats off to all you painters out there, if I ever need some extra patience I'm going to hit one of you up because you have to have a ton of it to do this sorta thing. Thank god for friends who know what theyre doing stepping in and keeping me from ruining it!

Monday, April 18, 2011

TUFF AS fuck

Longest haul to the Dixie Roundup wont recieve a hairless cock but will get braggin rights, full tank of gas and a rad prize.  
So make sure to let me or Nick know how far you rode...

Bad 2 Da Bone.

Boozer found another amazing video. This dude is about as tuff as it gets. Maybe Jerimiah will let him borrow his Daytona shirt with the sleeves pre ripped off. Dammit.

Daytona Leftovers.

I've got so many photos from that wonderful trip. Here's a few more.

" Aye, where's yall's screwdriver section?"

Swap meet searching for hens teeth.

Shake. shake.

Steers and queers. Giddy up cowboy.

Livin' la vida criiter.

I saw this dude roll up and you can imagine how he looked. Built out of his dad's old parts.

Show stoppers.


The epitome of tuff. You want to be a biker? Learn it.